Hi and Welcome, or rather Moo moo moo moo moo.
Welcome to my little barn. The farmer in charge has been
nice enough to let me decorate my little space with some
of my favorite things. I am new to this and these human
keyboards are really tough to use with my hooves, so be
sure to check back often for changes...
So relax, pull up a hay bale and look around. If you really like what you see,leave me a little treat, like a bunch of alfalfa or clover or something..or at least sign my guestbook... LOL
Thanks for stopping by,..... OH, and on your way out could you help me out.. I have this little itch right above my left ear...Ohhhh thank you.
Hi this is my very own woobie, Moozie.
For those of you that don't know what a woobie is they are a special little cuddly friend that is always there for ya to give you the warm and fuzzies. Moozie is here to help guide you around "the Barn" and the other "pastures" I have set up..
COWS LIKE FAST CARS TOO (NASCAR MOO)
As you can tell... along with being a bovine, I have some other intrests ( Well I'd be a pretty boring Moo if all I wanted to do was chew cud all day huh?? ).
Below you will find links to some of my other favorite things. Click on the pictures to go to my other web pages.
 Lisa's NASCAR Page |
 Lisa's Friends Page |
Pictures of me and some of my friends |
Lisa's Links Page |
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Lisamoo's Mooosic |
Dear animal keeper,
A new strain of bovine borne disease has sweapt the US.
Be on the lookout:
Does your family bovine exhibit a softness to the touch, almost rubbery
yet spongy?
Does it have a strange stress relieving quality? Do you feel like you
need to
knead the poor animal continuously for no apparent reason? Lastly,
check carefully between the animals legs. Look for a tear like injury
just inside of the hind quarter. This laceration is what is referred
to as a crotch tear.
If your bovine exhibits ANY combination of these symptoms, call your
local Center for Bovine Health immediately as it may have contracted
"Squishy Cow" disease, otherwise know to the veterinarian population
as "squishloma stresslessius". This is a terrible disease that the
beast will eventually die from through over kneading or eventually in
advanced cases, legs can be torn off with the slightest touch.
NOTE: as a secondary warning, though not proven, it seems that this disease is not
necessarily limited to the bovine species. Isolated cases have been found in pigs
as well.
